Louis Ck Quotes

Biography: Louis C.K. is known for being a stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and ... more Biography: Louis C.K. is known for being a stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker. He gained widespread acclaim for his self-deprecating humor and observational comedy, as well as for his Emmy-winning TV series "Louie." Despite controversy impacting his career, he remains a significant figure in modern comedy. less

"I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you’re good at.""You don’t look down on them and say ‘You’re a fool for being so sad.’ You say ‘I’m sad too, man, I know. I get it.’""Things are OK with me now, but you know how it is. The well is fucking dark""Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth are mortifying""Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about""I'm not raising children, I'm raising the grown-ups they're going to be""People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cell phone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone""I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored""The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough""Everything is amazing right now and nobody is happy""Life is not a comfortable process, and everybody redefines their present dynamic and their process of aging every day""I really think that you need an environment that's supportive to your health as a person""It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them""Life's too short to be an asshole as an adult""I'm not sure what the future holds, but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate""Perfection is always a dull and overrated state compared to being imperfect.""The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.""I don't think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women.""Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go, ‘Uh, I'm kind of an a——.""I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them."

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