“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 70.”
“I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.”
“The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.”
“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.”
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
“Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits”
“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”
“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
“Most decisions should probably be made with somewhere around 70% of the information you wi...”
“Learn from failure. If you are an entrepreneur and your first venture wasn’t a success, ...”
“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”
“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it”
“The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what...”
“It's easy to stand in the crowd but it takes courage to stand alone.”
