Cleaning Quotes

"All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them." "Housework, if you do it right, will kill you." "My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?" "I was wearing a black lace bra and a two-inch heel this morning for cleaning my apartment, i.e., vacuuming and dusting and all the chores that might make me perspire slightly."