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"Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"

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MORE QUOTES BY Bill Watterson

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants”

Bill Watterson

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations”

“Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy”

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“There's two buttons I never like to hit: that's panic and snooze.”

“In this life, it’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve—it’s what you take!”

“Sometimes it takes years for a person to become an overnight success”

“The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable”

“A chain is only as strong as its weakest link”

“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”

“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”

“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”

“Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague.”