“When you’re writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can’t just be...”
“People think I’m an overnight success. No. It’s just that you all found me overnight”
“They need to put all dating apps into one app and call it “what’s left””
“You are with yourself every day, all day, all night—might as well like yourself”
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'”
“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”
“There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than t...”
“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul”
“I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re...”
“People cry not because they’re weak, it’s because they’ve been strong for too long.”
“Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.”
“If you're watching your competitors, you're unlikely to invent a bunch of stuff on your own.”
“No runner ever won a race buy looking over his should and demeaning the competition.”
“There is just one thing that makes your dream become impossible: the fear of failure.”
