“They need to put all dating apps into one app and call it “what’s left””
“You are with yourself every day, all day, all night—might as well like yourself”
“When you’re writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can’t just be...”
“People think I’m an overnight success. No. It’s just that you all found me overnight”
“Leadership is not about being in charge. It's about taking care of those in your charge.”
“YOU decide what your limits are, and YOU decide your level of success. You are responsible...”
“The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than ...”
“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”
“The more you know, the more you know you don't know.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really love...”
“If you can make a decision with analysis, you should do so. But it turns out in life that ...”
“I know this world is cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding”