"私のユーモアは偽装された痛みです。私たちは痛みを隠すために笑います。"
“There's a big difference between race and culture. Because racially, I'm an Indian man. Cu...”
“I don't think comedians make an impact; I think they're a reflection of what's happening.”
“Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a f...”
“I don't think people understand how much work goes into making somebody who looks like it'...”
“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”
“There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But t...”
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step”
“It is easy to love your friend, but sometimes the hardest lesson to learn is to love your enemy.”
“You need to fail in order to find the right solution”
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”
“Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.”
“When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.”
“Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.”
“I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re...”