Funny Quote Quotes

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." "I don't know how many times someone has come up to me and said, "Hey, Let's dance!" I hate dancing. God, it's stupid."