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George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. more George Carlin (1937-2008) was an influential American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He gained prominence for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. His groundbreaking 1972 routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" challenged broadcasting norms and led to a landmark Supreme Court case, FCC v. Pacifica Foundation (1978), which helped define the boundaries of broadcast indecency in the United States. Carlin's 14 HBO specials, including "Jammin' in New York" (1992) and "You Are All Diseased" (1999), showcased his ability to evolve with changing times while maintaining his sharp, critical edge. He received five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin's incisive humor and willingness to address taboo subjects distinguished him as a trailblazer in stand-up comedy. less

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"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
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"Don’t just teach your kids to read, teach them to question what they read. "
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"If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. "
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"As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, they no longer are. "
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"The reason I don’t spend much time planning or worrying is because it's like trying to kill a fly with a sledgehammer."
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"There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."
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"The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules."
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"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider. That's scary."
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"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away."
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"I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade"
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"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important "
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"People who say "life is short" have no idea how long "
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"Think off-center."
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"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not commit adultery, and Thou shalt not lie in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."
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"When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"
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