“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people thin...”
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping ...”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that”
“People cry not because they’re weak, it’s because they’ve been strong for too long.”
“I often speak to people who wonder why they continue to fail. In many situations, they are...”
“You have to believe in the long-term plan you have but you need the short-term goals to mo...”
“Don’t be afraid to be ambitious about your goals. Hard work never stops. Neither should ...”
“The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”
“If you want to be the best, you have to do things that other people aren't willing to do.”
“The ego is not master in its own house.”
“When the outlook is bright, bring it before their eyes; but tell them nothing when the sit...”
“You have to work hard in the dark to shine in the light.”
“If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians”
