Parenting Quotes

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry"

"I always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand"

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

"Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you"

"Do not bother children when they are skateboarding"