Relatable Quotes

"I'm pretty normal. The type of day I love is just like everybody else's. I'm like everybody else." "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car." "I don't know how many times someone has come up to me and said, "Hey, Let's dance!" I hate dancing. God, it's stupid." "I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish things you have started. Today I finished two bags of potato chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."