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Self deprecating Quotes
"I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker"
"If they ever do my life story, whoever plays me needs lots of hair color and high heels"
"I'm not a traditional programmer. I don't even know how to use a computer."
"If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low"
"Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts"