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Lewis Grizzard (October 20, 1946 – March 20, 1994) was an American writer and humorist best known for his syndicated newspaper columns and his work with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Grizzard's columns captured the Southern experience with wit and charm, leading to widespread popularity throughout the 1980s and early 1990s. more Lewis Grizzard (October 20, 1946 – March 20, 1994) was an American writer and humorist best known for his syndicated newspaper columns and his work with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Grizzard's columns captured the Southern experience with wit and charm, leading to widespread popularity throughout the 1980s and early 1990s. In addition to his journalism, Grizzard authored several bestselling books, including "Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself" (1984) and "Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes" (1988). His humorous take on Southern life and culture made him a beloved figure in the American South. Grizzard also performed as a stand-up comedian and appeared on various television programs. He passed away at the age of 47 due to complications from heart surgery. less

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