"Dios creó al hombre, pero yo podría hacerlo mejor."
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groce...”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block th...”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but...”
“Difficulties break some men but make others”
“You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.”
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, no...”
“Certain things in life simply have to be experienced and never explained. Love is such a thing.”
“Success is where preparation and opportunity meet”
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove...”
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but p...”
“The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost”
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”