“In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.”
“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”
“You pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too. That’s a part of it.”
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”
“Make every detail perfect and limit the number of details to perfect.”
“Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try”
“You are not defeated when you lose. You are defeated when you quit.”
“It is looking at things for a long time that ripens you and gives you a deeper meaning.”
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light”
“He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have”
“The quieter you become, the more you can hear.”
