“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block th...”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
“If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it. ”
“The magic you are looking for is in the work you're avoiding”
“Let your actions do your talking for you.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to c...”
“Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work”
“Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not ...”
“Get busy living or get busy dying”
“When anger rises, think of the consequences.”
