“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groce...”
“God created man, but I could do better.”
“All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking”
“When someone else's happiness is your happiness, that is love”
“We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone throug...”
“Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room.”
“One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve alwa...”
“The root of suffering is attachment.”
“If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”
“An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory”
“Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore”
“When we least expect it, life sets us a challenge to test our courage and willingness to c...”
