“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groce...”
“God created man, but I could do better.”
“Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, ...”
“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
“I start early, and I stay late, day after day, year after year, it took me 17 years and 11...”
“The path to growth lies in facing challenges, not avoiding them”
“Expect the unexpected. And whenever possible, be the unexpected”
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere”
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
“Don’t count the days; make the days count.”
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.”
“Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.”
“I think sometimes in life, the biggest challenges end up being the best things that happen...”
“The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost”