"良くできないなら笑えばいい"
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during lunch hour. I've...”
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groce...”
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single...”
“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
“Believe you can and you're halfway there.”
“Every failed experiment is one step closer to success.”
“Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.”
“I strongly believe that missionaries make better products. They care more. For a missionar...”
“The future depends on what we do in the present.”
“You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, eac...”
“I don’t know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to ...”
“Vision, guts and enthusiasm. Three qualities I feel you always gotta have to have a shot at success.”
“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”