"اگر نمیتوانی آن را بهتر کنی، میتوانی به آن بخندی"
“The grass is always greener over the septic tank.”
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
“Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, ...”
“In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.”
“Love never keeps a man from pursuing his destiny.”
“Life always waits for some crisis to occur before revealing itself at its most brilliant.”
“I often speak to people who wonder why they continue to fail. In many situations, they are...”
“Perseverance is the key to unlocking your potential”
“Mistakes are the portals of discovery”
“Do what you gotta do so you can do what you wanna do.”
“Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair.”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”
“Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and...”
“There’s no reason to have a plan B because it distracts from plan A. ”