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MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions. And words.”

George Carlin

“How is it possible to have a civil war?”

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity”

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls”

FEATURED QUOTES

“It’s you vs. you.”

“What’s the world’s greatest lie?… It’s this: that at a certain point in our lives,...”

“God does not play dice with the universe.”

“Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the obstacles you overcome.”

“The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”

“A winner is a dreamer who never gives up”

“Don’t count the days; make the days count.”

“Either I will find a way, or I will make one”

“All you have to do is pay attention: lessons always arrive when you are ready.”

“A team aligned behind a vision will move mountains”