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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”

George Carlin

“I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.”

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept”

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“The most important quality for an investor is temperament, not intellect”

“Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.”

“You are not defeated when you lose. You are defeated when you quit.”

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else”

“The best way out is always through.”

“To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to him is up to me.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”

“The best thing I did was to choose the right heroes”

“The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.”