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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

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MORE QUOTES BY Groucho Marx

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

Groucho Marx

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

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