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Cynicism Quotes

"If we win, nobody will care. If we lose, there will be nobody to care.”"

"You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven."

"Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all"

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

"The more I see of men, the better I like my dog"

"We are all routinely encouraged to become cynical, despairing and bitter; the trick is to tell the truth without falling into these traps."

"I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value"

"Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling"

"The television business is a cruel and shallow money trench a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs for no good reason"

"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention"

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist"

"He who wishes to deceive will never fail to find willing dupes."

"You can't buy love, but you can rent it"

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs There's also a negative side"

"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."

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