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"Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines."

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“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”

Steven Wright

“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

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“Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching”

“If something stands between you and your success – move it. Never be denied.”

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“Inhale the future, exhale the past”

“The more you learn, the more you earn”