“Join the Army, meet interesting people - then kill them.”
“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met”
“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.”
“I wrote a song, but I can't read music, so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while,...”
“When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.”
“You have to be willing to be misunderstood if you're going to innovate.”
“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”
“To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to him is up to me.”
“Leadership is not about being in charge. It's about taking care of those in your charge.”
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people”
“There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But t...”
“The more you learn, the more you earn.”
“The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what...”
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
