“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met”
“I like to reminisce with people I don't know”
“We do today what they won’t, so tomorrow we accomplish what they can’t.”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“The moment you give up is the moment you let someone else win.”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“The only reason you're not living the life you want is because, day by day, you're feeding...”
“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful”
“I think that's the single best piece of advice: Constantly think about how you could be do...”
“Bad artists copy. Good artists steal. ”
“We should not judge people by their peak of excellence; but by the distance they have trav...”