Steven Wright Quote

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"من آهنگی نوشتم، اما نمی‌توانم نت موسیقی را بخوانم، بنابراین نمی‌دانم چیست. هر از گاهی به رادیو گوش می‌دهم و می‌گویم فکر می‌کنم آن را من نوشته‌ام."

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