“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
“Half the people you know are below average.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”
“The expert in battle moves the enemy and is not moved by him.”
“You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you”
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
“Success is not the absence of failure, but the willingness to persevere in spite of it.”
“A chain is only as strong as its weakest link”
“When you realize who you live for, and who's important to please, a lot of people will act...”
“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”
“You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.”
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
“Beginnings are usually scary, and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between ...”
