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"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world."

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“When I was a kid, my grandmother had this giant spool of thread, and we were going to stri...”

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“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”

“I planted some bird seed a bird came up now I don't know what to feed it”

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“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“You don’t need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!”

“Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.”

“I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you're prepared for it.”