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"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake I feel better already"

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“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid ...”

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“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.”

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.”

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

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