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Family life Quotes

"I'm not as angry as I used to be. I have a happy wife. I have a happy life"

"I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men"

"All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them."

"Most women put off entertaining until the kids "

"Trying to be Supermom is as futile as trying to be Perfect Mom. Not going to happen."

"When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare."

"There are some important differences between me and Tony Stark, like I have five kids, so I spend more time going to Disneyland than parties."

"When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."