Parenthood Quotes

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

"Even as a junkie I stayed true to my code – and this certainly wouldn’t have been a problem: I’d have taken a baby held it aloft and said ‘This baby has been sent to earth to destroy all babies’ and let it go back to its mother "

"My daughter is my biggest achievement."

"Nothing can really prepare you for the sheer overwhelming experience of what it means to become a mother. It is full of complex emotions of joy, exhaustion, love and worry, all mixed together."

"Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot."