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Pets Quotes

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?"

"My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet."

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog"

"If a man lets all of my dogs lick his face, then you know he can be trusted."

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon"

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts."

"Animals are such agreeable friends they ask no questions they pass no criticisms"