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Wordplay Quotes

"How can I accept the Order of the Garter, when the people of England have just given me the Order of the Boot?"

"Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"

"It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction."

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

"You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em but you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em"

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

"Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'."

"If you were to try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?"

"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"A hard man is good to find."

"A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief"

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

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