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Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld, born April 29, 1954, is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He co-created and starred in the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld" (1989-1998), often cited as one of the greatest television shows of all time. The show earned him a Golden Globe Award and Primetime Emmy Award. more Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld, born April 29, 1954, is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He co-created and starred in the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld" (1989-1998), often cited as one of the greatest television shows of all time. The show earned him a Golden Globe Award and Primetime Emmy Award. Seinfeld's observational humor and distinct comedic voice have made him a standout figure in comedy. In 2007, he wrote and starred in the animated film "Bee Movie." Additionally, his web series "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" (2012-2019) garnered critical acclaim for its unique format and insightful interviews. Seinfeld’s impact on television comedy remains unparalleled, highlighted by his multi-million dollar Netflix deal in 2017. less

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"The best revenge, like success, is living well"
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"The first time I performed, I was in heaven, I thought, This is it. This is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life"
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"The human body is like a condominium: The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance"
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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out'"
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"A secret is something you tell one person at a time"
Tags: Communication, Trust, Intimacy, Privacy, Sharing
"There is no such thing as too much seasoning"
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"There's no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing."
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"You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive."
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"The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning."
Tags: Literature, Simplicity, Reading, Books, Nostalgia
"Well, you know the thing you wear around your neck that holds your ID badge? I call that a bungee cord because no matter how far you try to run from your job it always snaps you right back into your cubicle."
Tags: Humor, Work-life balance, Workplace, Office culture
"Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing."
Tags: Personal growth, Inspiration, Wisdom, Self-awareness, Confidence
"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom."
Tags: Relationships, Freedom, Humor, Support, Expectations
"Being a comedian is the closest thing to being a rock star."
Tags: Success, Humor, Performance, Lifestyle, Comedy
"I have found that the best way to move quickly is to follow directives and take chances."
Tags: Motivation, Success, Innovation, Leadership, Decision-making
"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."
Tags: Humor, Irony, Comedy, Social commentary, Controversy
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