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"I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it."

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“You don't know what the future holds. You might be on a path today, but the path might cha...”

Dave Chappelle

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“Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean.”

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“What you’re thinking is what you’re becoming.”