“I forgive you for making me drop everytyhing in my washing machine”
“Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls.”
“I may be super, but I am no hero.”
“I'll do this all day. Or at least until someone's like, 'Okay, there's other things we've ...”
“We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize we only have one”
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”
“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I will do what others can’t”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”
“The secret of life is to fall seven times and to get up eight.”
“The root of suffering is attachment.”
“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light”
“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”
“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”
