"我原谅你让我把洗衣机里的东西都掉出来了"
“There's 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I'm watching gossip girl.”
“I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to f*** up worse guys.”
“Time to make the chimi-f***ing-changas”
“Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls.”
“There is just one thing that makes your dream become impossible: the fear of failure.”
“There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”
“Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.”
“A friend to all is a friend to none.”
“When making a decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous to conside...”
“Fear is the greatest obstacle to learning”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“Success is not the key to happiness Happiness is the key to success”
“Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not ...”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”