"Te perdono por hacerme tirar todo en mi lavadora."
“With great power comes great irresponsibility”
“Just because you break the fourth wall doesn't make you any smarter than me.”
“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness”
“Maximum effort”
“I strongly believe that missionaries make better products. They care more. For a missionar...”
“Habit is the best of all servants, or the worst of all masters.”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”
“Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.”
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”
“The beginning is perhaps more difficult than anything else, but keep heart, it will turn o...”
“If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”
“The only limits that exist are the ones we place on ourselves. Dare to dream, and anything...”
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”