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Domestic life Quotes

"Housework, if you do it right, will kill you."

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats."

"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed"

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker"

"Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo."

"I forgive you for making me drop everytyhing in my washing machine"

"The homemaker has the ultimate career."