Ted Lasso Quotes

Biography: Ted Lasso is known for being an American football coach who unexpected... more Biography: Ted Lasso is known for being an American football coach who unexpectedly becomes the head coach of a struggling English soccer team, AFC Richmond. Despite his lack of soccer knowledge, his infectious optimism, unorthodox methods, and empathetic leadership inspire the team and win over many skeptics. less

"There's two buttons I never like to hit: that's panic and snooze.""You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 10-second memory.""As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.""You know why birds fly upside down over here? Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on.""You know what’s the happiest animal on Earth? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a ten-second memory.""You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wan't to hear it.""Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.""I believe in hope. I believe in Believe.""Takin' on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse.""Be curious, not judgmental.""It's kind of like back in the '80s when 'bad' meant 'good.'""This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn't be able take my eyes off of it, either.""Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!""I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it's all part of growing up.""If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn't have invented numbers.""I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we.""I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad. Ain't no one in this room alone.""Ice cream is the best. It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.""Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain't warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.""If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together."

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