“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
“Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you.”
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
“Tears are words that need to be written.”
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but p...”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
“I put my heart & soul into my work, & have lost my mind in the process.”
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
“Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.”
“I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it.”
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
“You have power over your mind—not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength ”
“Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.”