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"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music"

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MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”

George Carlin

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

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“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist”

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“Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.”

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“The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it”