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"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept"

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MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can't say on tele...”

George Carlin

“The planet is fine. The people are screwed”

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls”

“It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”

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“The first wealth is health”

“The mind can only think about one thing at a time. Make sure it's the right thing.”

“This too shall pass”

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”

“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”

“What does not destroy me, makes me stronger”

“The future depends on what we do in the present.”

“The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, and becomes nothing”

“Action speaks louder than words”

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light”