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"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

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MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!”

George Carlin

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“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”

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“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”