"圣诞老人如此快乐的主要原因是他知道所有坏女孩住在哪里。"
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going f...”
“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately”
“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the unive...”
“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get ...”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough”
“The minute you learn to love yourself, you won't want to be anyone else”
“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”
“Stay true to the mission and remember to keep forging ahead”
“No one can continually insult you or hurt your feelings without your permission.”
“The more you confront the uncomfortable, the more you will become comfortable with it”
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere”
“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”