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Irony Quotes

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Life is an ironic tragedy: it has to be lived forward, but only makes sense in reverse."

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes"

"Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all"

"Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down"

"I can resist everything except temptation"

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"

"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it"

"It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value"

"Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling"

"It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness"

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