Preference Quotes

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now."

"The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove would be better for you than water, is to put rum or bourbon in it"

"Of all things, I liked books best."

"Exuberance is better than taste"

"Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain."

"If it's the right chair, it doesn't take too long to get comfortable in it"