“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear”
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
“The funniest things are forbidden.”
“Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we thin...”
“A friend to all is a friend to none.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“What’s the world’s greatest lie?… It’s this: that at a certain point in our lives,...”
“You don’t need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!”
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than ...”
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light”
“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, no...”
“I think that's the single best piece of advice: Constantly think about how you could be do...”
“Get busy living or get busy dying”
