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Biography: Stephen Colbert is best known as the host of "The Late Show with Steph... more Biography: Stephen Colbert is best known as the host of "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert." Prior to this, he rose to fame on "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report." Colbert is recognized for his sharp political satire and wit. He has won numerous awards for his contributions to television and comedy. less
"There are no facts, only interpretations."
Tags: Philosophy, Perception, Truth, Existentialism, Reality
"The truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you."
Tags: Authenticity, Communication, Emotion, Storytelling, Satire
"The greatest lesson that mom taught me is to say sorry. It only costs you one word and one act of contrition."
Tags: Personal growth, Empathy, Communication, Humility, Respect
"It used to be everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but that's not the case anymore. Now, we are entitled to our own facts."
Tags: Perspective, Truth, Belief, Society, Reality
"If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging the tunnel."
Tags: Freedom, Humor, Justice, Teamwork, Sarcasm
"The best way to lose an election is to tell the voters your plans."
Tags: Communication, Strategy, Politics, Winning, Public opinion
"Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you."
Tags: Empathy, Humanity, Connection, Emotion, Storytelling
"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant"
Tags: Ignorance, Self-deception, Bias, Denial, Cognitive dissonance
"You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time"
Tags: Mindset, Positivity, Happiness, Courage, Mental health
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people"
Tags: Human nature, Justice, Fairness, Subjectivity, Bias
"I don't see myself as a normal person, frankly"
Tags: Self-awareness, Mental health, Identity, Individuality, Self-perception
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting"
Tags: Humor, Career, Work, Entertainment, Professional life
"I think, therefore I am a liberal"
Tags: Philosophy, Self-awareness, Identity, Introspection, Existentialism
"I don't have to tell you that reality is out there"
Tags: Philosophy, Life, Perception, Understanding, Truth
"Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything."
Tags: Perspective, Perception, Truth, Belief, Reality
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