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"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

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“I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.”

Steven Wright

“I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.”

“The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.”

“I planted some bird seed a bird came up now I don't know what to feed it”

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“I didn't come this far to only come this far, so we've still got further to go”

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“You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you”

“Stay true to the mission and remember to keep forging ahead”

“Champions aren't made in gyms.”

“Neurosis is the result of a conflict between the ego and its id.”

“Let your actions do your talking for you.”

“Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.”